Holly Hill Primary and Nursery School
Jokes
Why is it cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
From Megan
What do cats put in their drinks?
Mice Cubes!
From Mrs Slater
What do you call a dinosaur sleeping?
A Dinosnore!
By Gethin
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!
From Mrs Doxey
Why did the elephant get chucked out the pool?
Because his trunks keep falling down!
From Skyla Francis
What’s brown and sticky and runs around a field?
A fence!
From Elliot
What is a centipede's favourite toy?
Leg-o!
From Megan