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Why is it cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

From Megan

What do cats put in their drinks?

Mice Cubes!

From Mrs Slater

What do you call a dinosaur sleeping?

A Dinosnore!

By Gethin

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!

From Mrs Doxey

Why did the elephant get chucked out the pool?

Because his trunks keep falling down!

From Skyla Francis

What’s brown and sticky and runs around a field?

A fence!

From Elliot 

What is a centipede's favourite toy?

Leg-o!

From Megan