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"Holly Hill is a friendly and welcoming school of which pupils, parents, carers and staff are justifiably proud", OFSTED 2018. This is a 'good' school.
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Holly Hill Primary and Nursery School

Jokes

Why is it cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

From Megan

What do cats put in their drinks?

Mice Cubes!

From Mrs Slater

What do you call a dinosaur sleeping?

A Dinosnore!

By Gethin

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!

From Mrs Doxey

Why did the elephant get chucked out the pool?

Because his trunks keep falling down!

From Skyla Francis

What’s brown and sticky and runs around a field?

A fence!

From Elliot 

What is a centipede's favourite toy?

Leg-o!

From Megan

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